Psychiatrist and Proctologist share office space

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided

that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice

together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put

up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.” The

town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids .” This was also

not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High

Colonics”……No go.

Next, they tried ” Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives”….thumbs down

again. Then came “Minds and Behinds”….still no good. Another attempt

resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes”…….unacceptable again ! So they

tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts”…..not a chance. “Nuts and Butts”…..no

way. “Freaks and Cheeks”…..still no good. “Loons and Moons”…..forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr.

Jones — Odds and Ends” Everyone loved it.